Here's Sassy's version of The Twelve Days of Christmas in honor of me.
On the first day of Christmas my daddy gave to mom...
a shiny, new white iPhone,
two Louis Vuittons, (*wow! I only asked for one.)
3 screaming kids,
4 "Hello There" cupcakes,
5 Girls Nights Out
6 Bunko dice,
7 pairs of sunglasses, (again, one would do)
8 cups of vodka, (*with cranberry juice too)
9 pairs of shoes, (*in reference to last Christmas gift)
10 Old Navy gift cards,
11 Cool Ranch Doritos, (*I guess that all I get)
12 blue pills.
Here's wishing everyone a Merry Christmas & a hopeful return to the blog world for me in 2012!!!